I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We are two peas in an std pod
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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