And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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