let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
Randomize
