If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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