Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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