that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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