just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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