I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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