so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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