My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Randomize
