god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
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