You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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