i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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