Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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