No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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