I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Randomize
