Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
