I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
Randomize
