Whod you bang
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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