I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I didn't notice because vodka
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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