What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
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