How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
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