Sry I called you an 8
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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