Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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