Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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