Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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