the new term for farting is butt boxing.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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