I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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