listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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