I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Randomize
