Welp...herpes.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
