Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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