Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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