Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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