my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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