I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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