the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
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