Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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