ugly people sure do ruin things
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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