I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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