I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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