And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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