Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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