I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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