i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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