Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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