woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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