420 ftw
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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