Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
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