I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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