the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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