Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
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