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He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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