I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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